The Gambler
Morning Ladies, Gents and everyone else. I got bored this morning, and as a former songwriter of very little promise, I thought i’d give a classic song of both the country charts and the stream a DTV twist. Let me know what you think of it in the comments, If its good enough, it could become a things, maybe even a recording, who knows.
On a warm summer’s evening
On a rock known as Malta
I logged on to a gambler
He’s normally to wired to sleep
So he took turns a-staring
On the windows on his browser
‘Til boredom overtook him
And he began to buy.
He said, “Chat, I’ve made a life
Out of spunking’ all my balance
Reading where the wins were
By the way they games spun in
So if you don’t mind my saying
I can see you’re out of dollars
For a signup on my code
I’ll give you some advice”
So I signed up to his Gamdom
And he matched my first depo
Then he smoked a cigarette
Asked me not to tell his wife
And the chat got deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said, “If you’re gonna pay the win, boy
You gotta learn to degen right”
You got to know when to spin ’em
Know when to buy ’em
Know when to degen it
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you’ve streamed for just 2 hours
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the hunting’s done
Every chatter knows
That the secret to surviving
Is knowing when to talk to him
And knowing when to stop
‘Cause some games send a winner
And most games send a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is for Harry to reach the top.
And when he finished spinning
He turned back toward the PC
Crushed out his cigarette
And raided some poor ***Bleep***
And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler, he maxed Zeusy
And in his famous words
he found an lambo he could keep
You got to know when to spin ’em
Know when to buy ’em
Know when to degen it
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you’ve streamed for just 2 hours
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the hunting’s done
Comments (25)
eavieira92
Brilliant 👏 great effort love this
mag1892
Fucking genius
Craig Holland
Aha brilliant wez! Absolutely love it
siil1989
Simply lovely Wez! GGs!
cammy240215
Hahaha class mate superb
just_that_guy_swifty_143
Awesome rendition!!! I think we are going to get Virgin on the horn and get them to sign you a deal!! Keep up the amazing work Wez!!
sid_1994-
This is phenomenal wez , you have to make it into a record could be the next big hit. I love it 🔥🔥🔥
joeleahy83
Amen brother
blaezclaw
Goes without saying but we definitely need a recorded cover of this. Nicely done Wez
clarky1308
🤣🤣 great effort Wez, that’s class 🔥
foxxxiz
Yes wez!!! Thats real good!
finlay6196
This is soo good wez! 👏
mattsmeser
You sir have waaay to much time on your hands! Quality
oddblue
Now I definitely want that turned into a song with a doddy montage as the video, could make an original and dnb version too well done Wez once again keeping the DTV community entertained we are DTV 🥳🥳🥳
mbenko
Well done Wez! Another great article a funny twist on one of Doddys fave songs too! 😂
lucylou123
Why did I read this singing it in the tune of the og om my head 😂 this is brilliant
jenniejw88
Absolutely brilliant 👏 love it. Well done Wez
Deehoneysett55
Omg you Are the Gambler! Love it!!
stokesy2983
I want tobhear this randomly pop on during the stream and see how people react or we could try get it to xmas number 1 🤣🤣
-james90
What a belter wez 👏 Absolutely love this
jakeyfitz1909994
Fair play
Sinead clarke
Couldn’t not sing it as I read it 🤣
That’s bloody fantastic!! 🔥🔥 one Kenny would be proud of too imo! 👏👏👏
juliabal4
Well done Wez, sang along with Kenny using your words. Works really well with very amusing lyrics. 👏👏👏
abruptgazza
Your reviews and articles are fantastic but this must be your best 👏👏👏
mannaerts040
That’s good, some good skills well done. Would be very nice if someone record it.